Is this the worst Glastonbury headline set ever?

28 June 2019, 21:14 | Updated: 28 June 2019, 21:16

One band. A lot of alcohol. And a lead singer that has trouble standing up. Watch it in horror.

With Glastonbury making its return for 2019, we've been thinking about who the best headliners have been. And occasionally, who were the worst? Back in 1981, New Order were THE big act for Glastonbury, and got to grace the Pyramid Stage in a co-headline slot with hippy legends Hawkwind. And they played an absolute stinker.

Bernard Sumner of New Order performing live in 1981
Bernard Sumner of New Order performing live in 1981. Picture: Leon Morris/Hulton Archive/Getty Images

In those days, booking a band like New Order was quite a coup for the Eavises. Having gained huge acclaim as Joy Division, the band had reconvened after the death of singer Ian Curtis and were in the process of recording a debut album under their new name. For New Order’s Bernard Sumner, the pressure was on.

Curtis was a hugely charismatic frontman, and replacing him was a huge task for the guitarist, who now had to sing, play and try and gain acceptance for a whole audience of Joy Div fans who wanted to hear Love Will Tear Us Apart… but weren’t going to get it.

His solution? Get pissed, of course! Drummer Steve Morris later told The Guardian: “Unfortunately Bernard rather over-imbibed on Pernod and halfway through one song just completely fell over and started playing guitar on his back. As a performer you have to draw the line between enjoying the festival and keeping yourself in a fit state to play.”

Performing New Order’s then-new single Procession (with lyrics written by Morris), Sumner wooped, shouted and yelled obscenities before hitting the deck. Thankfully, it wasn’t broadcast live on the BBC. But there WAS someone on hand to video the whole sorry spectacle - it also features some eye-opening shots of just how small the festival was back then.

New Order setlist Glastonbury - 20 June 1981

In A Lonely Place
Dreams Never End
Truth
The Him
Procession
Senses
Denial
Everything’s Gone Green

Things weren’t much better in the audience as the “New Wave” fans came into close contact with the hippie contingent. YouTube commenter Andrew Watson recalled: “This was my first and last visit to the Glastonbury festival. A hippy in front of me kept shouting for Hawkwind during New Order's set. 

"I reasoned with him; he ignored me; I hit him on the head with a plastic scrumpy flagon; he headbutted me in the nose - good job I had as much sense and feeling as Barney that night.”

Thankfully, New Order returned in 1987 to headline again, and this occasion was a more accomplished affair, with sections of the video to their new hit True Faith being filmed during the show. In 2016, the reconvened band performed a triumphant set at the festival, climaxing with a massive version of the song Temptation and the Joy Division classic Love Will Tear Us Apart.

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