10 BRIT Awards Winners You've Definitely Forgotten

21 February 2018, 15:41 | Updated: 21 February 2018, 15:50

Stereo MCs, Belle And Sebastian and Des’ree at the BRITs
Stereo MCs, Belle And Sebastian and Des’ree at the BRITs. Picture: Andy Butterton/Neil Munns/Fiona Hanson/PA Archive

Superstars, legends, icons… The BRIT Awards is all about stars. But there are some winners that we’ve found a bit… unusual. Here are some of the weirdest BRIT Winners.

  1. Best British Album and Best British Group 1994 - Stereo MCs

    Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. Not the Beatles, but Clapham’s Stereo MCs, who bagged the best album AND best group trophies in that fallow year of ’94. Nominated in the album category were Dina Carroll, Jamiroquai, Sting and Suede. Oh dear. Carphone Warehouse ads beckoned.

  2. Best British Newcomer 1991 - Betty Boo

    Don’t get us wrong, we love Betty aka Alison Clarkson and her track Doin’ The Do, but also in the category this year were Happy Mondays, The La’s and The Charlatans, alongside Norman Cook’s project Beats International. Who had the longer career? To be fair, Clarkson has had a decent career as a songwriter since.

  3. Best British Group 1987 - Five Star

    British groups releasing albums in 1987: The Smiths, The Cure, The Cult, Echo And The Bunnymen, Def Leppard, The Housemartins, Pet Shop Boys, The Jesus And Mary Chain, Public Image Ltd, Pink Floyd and even a career-spanning collection from New Order. And who was regarded the best group of the year? This lot. Romford's answer to The Jacksons.

  4. Best International Newcomer 1992 - PM Dawn

    Set Adrift On Memory Bliss was a hip-hop classic in ’91 with its sample of True by Spandau Ballet, but this year was a tough category, as the winners were up against the smooth sounds of Color Me Badd, crooner Chris Isaak, the underrated Jellyfish, long-haired rockers Extreme and another crooner, Harry Connick Jr. To be fair, though, 1991 wasn’t a great year new bands overseas. Oh, except for Nirvana. And maybe Pearl Jam. Oh, and Smashing Pumpkins.

  5. Best British Album and Single 1988 - Fairground Attraction

    What the blazes was going on here? This British band made Number 1 with the catchy single Perfect, but was the album that good? And that wasn’t the end of it - lead singer Eddie Reader won Best Female in 1995 against the likes of Kate Bush and, er, Michelle Gayle (off of EastEnders). Whassat all about?

  6. Best British Group 1977 - The Beatles

    Don’t get confused, they’d long split up by ’77. Back when it was known as the “British Record Industry Britannia Awards”, the first ever ceremony was designed to celebrate the Queen’s Silver Jubilee, marking Liz’s 25 years on the throne. The list was intended to mark the previous quarter century of music, so it was only proper to salute the greatest band in history. We don’t have a clip of that, so here’s Queen winning best single. It was a bit more formal, then.

  7. Best Comedy Record 1985 - Neil

    They should bring this category back - if people still released comedy records. The hippy hero of TV’s The Young Ones made a record and it did quite well, being a cover of a 1967 psychedelic hit by Traffic. We're gutted that Nigel Planer didn’t turn up in character, but he did do the voice: "Dear British record industry. You are all wonkers."

  8. Best British Newcomer 1982 - The Human League

    Phil Oakey and co would have been surprised to be classed as “newcomers” - the band had formed as The Future in 1977 and their first single, Being Boiled, was released in ’78. But 1981 saw the release of the huge-selling album Dare that spawned the mammoth hit Don’t You Want Me, so they were honoured at the following year’s bash.

  9. Best British Female 1999 - Des’ree

    David Brent: “Money don’t make my world go round, I’m reaching out to a higher ground…” New employee: “Is that a philosopher?” Brent (shakes head): “Des’ree”. The boss of The Office wasn’t the only fan of the South London soul singer.

  10. Best British Newcomer 1999 - Belle And Sebastian

    In an early example of a "social media" hijack, fans of winsome Scottish indie pop hit the Radio One-sponsored Best Newcomers vote. The universe was confused when B&S went and won it, beating the likes of 5ive, Another Level, Billie, Cleopatra and Steps. People cried "fix!”, but the gong was picked up by Mick Cooke and Richard Colbourn of the band and the rest of the world went about their business. Dunno who the host is on this clip.