Did New Order give the world the worst Glastonbury set ever?

29 June 2024, 17:00

New Order: Procession @ Glastonbury 1981 [incomplete]

One band. A lot of alcohol. And a lead singer that has trouble standing up. Watch in horror.

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With Glastonbury making a return this weekend, we've been thinking about the best ever performances we've seen. And occasionally, who were the worst?

Back in 1981, New Order got to grace the Pyramid Stage before hippy legends Hawkwind. And they played an absolute stinker.

In those days, booking a band like New Order was quite a coup for the Eavises. Having gained huge acclaim as Joy Division, the band had reconvened after the death of singer Ian Curtis and were in the process of recording a debut album under their new name. For New Order’s Bernard Sumner, the pressure was on.

Bernard Sumner of New Order performing live in 1981
Bernard Sumner of New Order performing live in 1981. Picture: Leon Morris/Hulton Archive/Getty Images

Curtis was a hugely charismatic frontman, and replacing him was a huge task for the guitarist, who now had to sing, play and try and gain acceptance for a whole audience of Joy Div fans who wanted to hear Love Will Tear Us Apart… but weren’t going to get it.

Joy Division - Transmission [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]

His solution? Get pissed, of course! Drummer Steve Morris later told The Guardian: “Unfortunately Bernard rather over-imbibed on Pernod and halfway through one song just completely fell over and started playing guitar on his back. As a performer you have to draw the line between enjoying the festival and keeping yourself in a fit state to play.”

Performing New Order’s then-new single Procession (with lyrics written by Morris), Sumner whooped, shouted and yelled obscenities before hitting the deck. Thankfully, it wasn’t broadcast live on the BBC. But there WAS someone on hand to video the whole sorry spectacle - it also features some eye-opening shots of just how small the festival was back then.

New Order: Senses @ Glastonbury 1981 [incomplete]

New Order setlist Glastonbury - 20 June 1981

  • In A Lonely Place
  • Dreams Never End
  • Truth
  • The Him
  • Procession
  • Senses
  • Denial
  • Everything’s Gone Green
Glastonbury in the early 1980s supported the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament
Glastonbury in the early 1980s supported the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament. Picture: Mike Goldwater / Alamy Stock Photo

Things weren’t much better in the audience as the “New Wave” fans came into close contact with the hippie contingent. YouTube commenter Andrew Watson recalled: “This was my first and last visit to the Glastonbury festival. A hippy in front of me kept shouting for Hawkwind during New Order's set. 

"I reasoned with him; he ignored me; I hit him on the head with a plastic scrumpy flagon; he headbutted me in the nose - good job I had as much sense and feeling as Barney that night.”

Thankfully, New Order returned in 1987 to headline again, and this occasion was a more accomplished affair, with sections of the video to their new hit True Faith being filmed during the show. In 2016, the reconvened band performed a triumphant set at the festival, climaxing with a massive version of the song Temptation, the iconic Blue Monday and the Joy Division classic Love Will Tear Us Apart.

New Order - Blue Monday - Glastonbury 2016

New Order's Gillian Gilbert, Stephen Morris, Peter Hook and Bernard Sumner in 1986

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The "expensive" cover of New Order's Blue Monday

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Some of New Order (and Tony Wilson) recording World In Motion with some of the 1990 England squad: Steve McMahon, Chris Waddle, Peter Beardsley, John Barnes and Des Walker

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Ian Curtis in 1980 and New Order in 1984

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