This Is What We All Did Before Facebook...
3 February 2016, 13:08
#BeforeFacebookI trended today on Twitter with hilarious results.
Another day, another Twitter trend that has us chuckling at our desk. Today's comes in the form of #BeforeFacebookI, which sees people confessing what they did before Facebook - and most of it is bang on.
See some of our faves below:
People had a LOT to say about birthdays...
#BeforeFacebookI knew who ACTUALLY remembers my birthday and who doesn't.— Komal Shahid. (@ArmedWithWords) February 3, 2016
#BeforeFacebookI ignored your birthday and was not reminded— Amelia (@SnappyGinger29) February 3, 2016
#BeforeFacebookI still ignored strangers birthdays— Josh Giannakopoulos (@JoshGComedy) February 3, 2016
These lot noticed the change to their social life:
#BeforeFacebookI actually had a life— Isaac Burrill (@IsaacB89) February 3, 2016
#BeforeFacebookI had friends knock on my door to invite me out. Now it's just an instant message— ndrea (@andrearightnow) February 3, 2016
These lot saw the social media platform as a negative thing:
#BeforeFacebookI didn't hate all of my friends— Harry (@dudenamedharry) February 3, 2016
#BeforeFacebookI didn't realise how boring my school friends were— Chris ｜クリス (@chrisdingleb) February 3, 2016
#BeforeFacebookI wanted 2 get married. Now I pray 4 a dislike button so I can all the "candid" pics of diamonds tangled in knuckle hair.— mia (@MiaPinchoff) February 3, 2016
#BeforeFacebookI was enjoying Real life with real friends— Mehra_Sandii (@Mehra_Pukhtana) February 3, 2016
#BeforeFacebookI was blissfully unaware of how many bigots I knew.— Kirk McKeand (@MckKirk) February 3, 2016
These lot fancied themselves comedians:
#BeforeFacebookI I just assumed my friends knew the difference between To, Two & Too, Then & Than!— Brutally Honest (@iQuillWarrior) February 3, 2016
And 'Than' I joined Facebook.
#BeforeFacebookI never realised a like could save a life. (hint: it still can't)— Pippa (@pippatuckwell) February 3, 2016
And this user gave us the most frank answer of them all!
#BeforeFacebookI .......well, nothing has changed. I still stay home and drink.— Why-Me (@Sandrahadenough) February 3, 2016